Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Time for the Buffalo Wing Battle in san francisco.

I always win against mags

Prepared for Coyne PR by the IFOCE, September 19, 2005

Whereas the Verizon VoiceWing Battle eating contest is a 10-minute, all-you-can-eat Buffalo wing eating competition.

And whereas the contest is overseen by the International Federation of Competitive Eating, the world body that governs all eating sports.

And whereas the contest is open to all those 18 years or older, male or female of all races and creeds, who are in good health.

And whereas competitors must eat their food in a safe fashion, but in any style, with or without any condiments and with or without beverage.

And whereas wings are measured in total weight of wing meat eaten, measured by scale in pounds and ounces by an IFOCE judge.

And whereas each competitor will begin the contest with a tin tray holding three (3) lbs of Buffalo Wings.

And whereas each competitor will also be provided with an empty tin at contest's start which he or she will use to discard remnants of an eaten wing such as bone. And whereas these remnants of bones, etc. shall from hereto forth be know as 'debris.'

And whereas when a competitor finishes a three (3) pound tin of Buffalo wings during the contest, that competitor will be provided with another tin containing three (3) pounds of Buffalo wings.

And whereas the IFOCE judge will determine at contest's end which competitors have eaten enough to merit the weighing of their food and debris.

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