Tortoise Disappears, Treks 20 Miles - Yahoo! News: "Michelangelo is back home after three slow — but steady — weeks on the road. The tortoise, affectionately known as Mikey, was reunited with Eastern Illinois University student Kim Heinemann on Monday after police found him moseying along the side of a road in this Chicago suburb more than 20 miles from where he went missing.
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Heinemann, 23, and her family had mounted a public relations campaign to draw attention to the plight of her sluggish pet."


sometimes i wonder down the street for a few blocks, and then i forget who i am. someone please help me find my way home.