Sunday, April 15, 2007

6mbps down 600 up

Wowers!



So I moved into this new apartment 2 blocks up the street. Mags and I decided to upgrade our DSL.



We now get 5mbps! All this fancy ajax stuff isn't slow anymore! Now to see if my bittorrent stuff is any slower....









Wednesday, February 21, 2007

log4j.properties

Whenever you use log4j, make sure you stuff the log4j.properties inside your classpath. I always put the file inside the directory, but I forget to put it in the classpath. I then spend a hours wondering why nothing is being outputted into the logs.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Install Notify Errors for Motorola Phones

Be careful.... sometimes the url on the install notify for OTA is too long, and it will causes some motorola devices to reject the jad and jar.







Content Delivery [The Wireless FAQ]

906 Invalid descriptor Indicates that the device could not interpret the Download Descriptor. This typically means a syntactic error.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Nokia Cell Phones ignore the meta refresh....

For all you mobile wap developers...



The nokia phones like to ignore the meta-refresh tag.



 http-equiv="refresh" content="5" />

If you need do a long operation for a website like loading email or pulling up data for a report, this tag will be unreliable.



You will need to implement some sort of polling mechanism, where the user clicks on the link manually every 5 seconds to gather the information.



To go through a directory of log files and delete them on unix

for FILE in `find /home/evilsquid/logs -maxdepth 1 -mtime -1 -name *.log`

do

echo $FILE

rm $FILE

done



This is a useful tidbit if you need to do some log file monitoring....



Friday, February 16, 2007

Don't eat my kitty





Chinese animal rights victory takes cats off the menu | Special reports | Guardian Unlimited


Chinese animal rights victory takes cats off the menu


Jonathan Watts in Beijing
Tuesday February 13, 2007
The Guardian

China's nascent animal rights movement claimed a rare victory today after rescuing more than 400 cats that were about to be slaughtered for their fur and meat.

They were saved from a market in Tianjin after a standoff last week between 100 pet lovers and police which left one protester hospitalised.

Until recent years, respect for animal rights was almost non-existent in China, but the country's rising affluence has brought with it a pet-pampering middle class. Activists are becoming bolder, posting video footage of cruel treatment on YouTube and staging protests.

Article continues
In the latest confrontation, 100 supporters of the "Love Kitty" group in Tianjin surrounded a market, where cats and dogs were being slaughtered. Many of the protesters were local people who had lost their pets and suspected the animals had been abducted by furriers. The police refused to support the animal protection group because there is no law in China against killing cats and dogs, and all the animal traders were licensed.

Lu Di, director of the Small Animal Protection Association, said: "The demonstrators were afraid that the killings were continuing behind the closed doors so they made their way inside. They found cats crammed inside tiny wire cages about 10cm [4ins] high. About 80 police officers arrived and there were scuffles. One man suffered a head injury and is still in hospital."

To avoid further clashes, the Hebei provincial government allowed the cats to be taken to Ms Lu's shelter in Beijing. It has been difficult for her small, non-profit organisation to cope with so many mistreated animals.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Bow Wow





Mother cat adopts newborn Rottweiler - Yahoo! News

The tiny pup, named Charlie by Humane Society volunteers, nurses alongside a jumble of black and gray kittens recently born to Satin, who was taken to the shelter by an owner unable to care for her.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

how to get the imei for a nextel phone



Every Nextel phone has a unique number that identifies it. Depending on your phone model,
you will need to locate a SIM ID or an IMEI number.





SIM ID phones






















i30sx, i35s,
i50sx, i55sr, i58sr, i60c, i80s, i85s,
i88s, i90c, i95cl, i99cl, i205, i305,
i530, i730, i733, and 2004 NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series™ phones
1. In a quick sequence, press # * MENU right arrow on your phone's keypad
to pull up the Trace Mode menu.
2. Scroll down to IMEI/SIM ID and press the option button (•) under VIEW,
or press OK to display your IMEI and SIM ID.
3. Add a zero to the end of your SIM ID for the complete, 15-digit number.



stolen from





http://www.nextel.com/registration/wiz_info_imei-sim.shtml

Adding unix services on startup

As root run:



/sbin/chkconfig --add mysqld



then run



/sbin/chkconfig --list to check

Monday, January 08, 2007

Should I do it? Should I modify my old controllers to make a xbox 360 controller?

http://www.gamersreports.com/article/24/

Launching new blog

Hey folks!



I am launching a new blog at evil pufferfish.com!



please visit and click on links! Add a link on your blog please!

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Good Log4j documentation

This page here has good log4j documentation.



http://www.vipan.com/htdocs/log4jhelp.html



I usually do not need to modify my log4j.xml very often, but it's often pretty hard to find good documentation.



Monday, January 01, 2007

Happy New Year!

Happy new year everyone!



I'm amazed it's 2007 already. I am such a lucky person, my amigos and wife pitched in and got me a xbox 360!



Anyone on xbox live? what is your friendtag?





Happy new year!

Alert tabby saves family from fire

Timmy the tabby sprang into action by waking his unidentified owner when a mattress caught fire as the family slept early Friday in Cairns in Australia's tropical north.

"The cat was probably the best smoke alarm system ... it was clawing at the occupant's face and got him up and out of bed," Cairns fire service spokesman Robert White-Macfarlane told reporters.


Alert tabby saves family from fire

powered by performancing firefox

Monday, December 11, 2006

If you are using maven to generate your intellij project files, and you get a:

java.lang.StringIndexOutOfBoundsException: String index out of range: -1

make sure you add a slash to all of your basedir variables

${basedir}/

Saturday, December 09, 2006

This is how to run an ant script from a maven pom file. Useful if you do not want to do silly things like rewrite ant scripts.




4.0.0
my-test-app
my-test-group
1.0-SNAPSHOT





org.apache.maven.plugins
maven-antrun-plugin


compile
compile








run





ant
ant-antlr
1.6.5


antlr
antlrall
2.7.4





Saturday, October 28, 2006

CruiseControl verses Ant verses Maven2

This week, I took at look at what CruiseControl and Maven2. I have used ant and customized versions of ant in for J2EE builds for many modules source tree as well as projects with one giant nested ant file.

Here is an overview of what the separate items are:

  • Ant – Build script written in XML that is used to compile and run java projects. Ant build files are simple at first, but easily become more complex.
  • Maven 2 – Build system that forces your source code to live in a directory layout. Maven supports all development lifecycle steps such as development, testing, deployment, versioning, and also remote libraries. This is definitely very complex.
  • CruiseControl – Continuous integration tool. It will check out all your source files whenever it detects a change and kickoff another build and test. Pretty simple once you have it running.

This is my recommendation.

  • Use CruiseControl for build automation and setting up the nightly builds.
  • Don’t use CruiseControl if you do not needed automated builds.
  • Use Maven2, if you want to follow the best practices for J2EE development.
  • Don’t use Maven2 if your builds are too customized, or the work required to convert to maven2 would be too involved for your organization.
  • Use Ant if your build is highly customized.
  • Don’t use ant if Maven or Cruisecontrol can take care of the functionality that you need
I know that ant, and cruse control definitely have a place in the build environment at my current work. We’ll see if maven2 has a place.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Webservices Best Pratices

I have used webservices in a variety of ecommerce, enterprise, and mobile development enviroments. I thought of these quick pointers for Webservices Best Pratices.
  • Make sure you version the your web services.
Webservices are often used for integration. Changing any deployed or used webservices will have significant impact on your clients. It would be disastrous for the method signature or data returned by a web services to no longer match.
  • Use asynchronous model for web services communications.
Often webservices will perform some sort of business operation, which may take a significant amount of time to process. This time taken for processing introduces delays for users of your service. To prevent applications from use either a publish and subscribe method or a callback.
  • Use caching for heavily accessed web services.
On certain web services, I have developed would be called millions of times per day. Even the WSDL on the apache axis 2.0 is generated dynamically. You might want to cache the data being returned or retrieved to improve the performance of your application.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Shortage of Engineers in India

Skills Gap Hurts Technology Boom in India - New York Times: "A study commissioned by a trade group, the National Association of Software and Service Companies, or Nasscom, found only one in four engineering graduates to be employable. The rest were deficient in the required technical skills, fluency in English or ability to work in a team or deliver basic oral presentations."

This is just like the united states. No one can work in teams or speak in english.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Damnit Juliet!

Why do you always win at tetris… My secret practicing with Steve has not helped at all.

1-5

Bleh!

Tom

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Man lives to 112 despite junk-food diet - Yahoo! News: "'He had terrible bad habits. He had a diet largely of sausages and waffles,' Dr. L. Stephen Coles, founder of the Gerontology Research Group at the University of California, Los Angeles, said Friday."

This is my old roomate.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Sebastian the cat gets 'grilled' - Yahoo! News: "'It's possible to work on animals the same way we do humans,' he said. 'I did it to strengthen (Sebastian's) teeth, but it had an excellent cosmetic result. The cat gets a lot of attention now. Everyone is tickled to death when they see him.'

Sebastian's two gold teeth protruding from his furry face make him seem a little menacing, like a hip-hop star's guard-cat or a movie villain's pet. The feline didn't seem too happy with his new look at first.

'He's normally around me all the time,' Steele said. 'After I put the crowns on, he didn't 'speak' to me for two days.'"

161 one pound away from my kitty. maybe i'll get it some grillz

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Coffee Might Trigger First Heart Attack in Some - Yahoo! News: "She stressed the study focused only on the short-term effects of coffee; the researchers only looked at the first hour after coffee was consumed. 'The acute effect of coffee as a trigger for heart attack is modified by habitual consumption. People who drink it regularly are still at risk. Only heavy drinkers are not at risk,' she said."

good thing i count as a heavy drinker. i'm safe from heart attacks.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Brocade to buy McData | CNET News.com: "Brocade will pay three-quarters of a share of its common stock for each share of McData's A and B common stock. The deal is valued at $4.61 a share, a 62 percent premium over McData's closing price on Monday.

'The acquisition of McData will build on Brocade's vision for the next-generation data center,' Michael Klayko, Brocade chief executive, said in a statement.

Last year, Brocade unveiled its Tapestry product line, which is designed to improve customers' management of information stored in their data centers. Brocade has traditionally focused on the low-end market for storage area networks (SANs), while McData concentrated on high-end SAN switches."

wowers... i remember brocade was locked in a life and death struggle with this company....

Friday, August 04, 2006

Cook my wookie


N.H. woman bakes cookies on dashboard - Yahoo! News
Fontaine first tested her dashboard oven three years ago. She said anyone can do it; the only requirement is for the outside temperature to be at least 95 degrees, so it will rise to about 200 degrees in the car. Temperatures in the area reached the mid to upper 90s on Wednesday.



Yums. I wonder if I can cook fish.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Single city block hosts world's longest race - Yahoo! News: "The longest foot race in the world is 3,100 miles, long enough to stretch from New York to Los Angeles. Those who run it choose a different route: they circle one city block in Queens -- for two months straight.
ADVERTISEMENT

The athletes lap their block more than 5,000 times. They wear out 12 pairs of shoes. They run more than two marathons daily. In the heat and rain of a New York summer, they stop for virtually nothing except to sleep between midnight and 6 a.m."

Run baby run! I make it to starbux every morning and turn back. one lap, one day, 5 days a week, with a coffee light frappacino.

Friday, July 21, 2006

dont steal my gloves



Feline felon suspected in glove thefts - Yahoo! News
PELHAM, N.Y. - A pink-and-white gardening glove was missing Thursday morning from Jeannine Goche's front porch. But there was absolutely no mystery about who had taken it. Willy, the cat who loves gloves, had struck again.
ADVERTISEMENT

"It has to be him," said Goche, an attorney. "I've heard about him."

As if the gardeners of Pelham don't have enough to worry about, with the rocky soil and the slugs and the big trees casting too much shade, a feline felon has been sneaking into their back yards and carrying off gardening gloves.


i sometimes run out and steal mag's pillow. She usually punishes me by making me stay off the furniture and sleep on the ground

Thursday, July 20, 2006

super jelly fish invasion



CNN.com - Jellyfish slow Japanese nuke plant - Jul 20, 2006
TOKYO, Japan (Reuters) -- A mass of jellyfish forced a Japanese nuclear power plant to slow part of its output this week after the slimy creatures blocked up the plant's seawater cooling system.


My sister's minions have blocked this nuclear plant. No advance word on when her special forces commandos will storm the plant and sting the plant operators.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Great EJB Book!



Free Book: Mastering EJB 3.0
Published in July 2006, the best selling book Mastering EJB is now in its fourth edition and has been updated for EJB 3.0. This edition features chapters on session beans and message-driven beans, EJB-Java EE integration and advanced persistence concepts. In-depth coverage of the Java Persistence API and using POJO entities with EJB is also included.

This is a great book that explains the workings of enterprise java beans. EJBs often provide a great mechanism accessing resources in another server or access to objects inside the database. If you work in enviroments that use a tiered architecture, you'll find this book useful.


Thursday, July 13, 2006

Where can I live?



Out of College, but Now Living in Urban Dorms - New York Times
“Everyone talks about free-market solutions,” he said, speaking of the city’s shortage of lower-priced housing. “But the solution now is the rich get richer and for everyone else it’s the equivalent of being a sharecropper in the city. I’ve been working five or six years now, trying to save up and buy something. Every time I get closer, the goal moves farther away.”

Asked how adult-dorm life differed from college-dorm life, Mr. Fenn said: “You’re not really at the same place where you were psychologically. Now, for me, I’m kind of wondering: When does this end? When do I get to be able to buy a place and settle down?”

This is how I feel. When will I be able to setup my desktop computer, so I can setup bittorrent.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

1995 style emails



Satire: Recently unearthed e-mail reveals what life was like in 1995 | CNET News.com
But the artifact reveals differences as well. According to Caspari, the find indicates that people from that era spoke a much earlier form of e-mail language alien to our own, employing the full spellings of most words, and lacking the versatility and advanced expression of smiley-face or frowny-face emoticons.

Maggie writes in 1995 style emails. 1 rite in 2006 style.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

good writing



Calif. man makes bad writing judges cringe - Yahoo! News
SAN FRANCISCO - A retired mechanical designer with a penchant for poor prose took a tired detective novel scene and made it even worse, earning him top honors in San Jose State University's annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for bad writing.
ADVERTISEMENT


Jim Guigli of Carmichael submitted 64 entries into the contest. The judges were most impressed, or revolted perhaps, by his passage about a comely woman who walks into a detective's office.

"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean," Guigli wrote.

Mags almost dug her eyes out one time too.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Tongues are big business in the meat trade - Yahoo! News: "Jay Simpson, global sales manager for commodity and trading at the No. 3 U.S. poultry company Perdue Farms, said his company's paws go to China and there is enough profit to make it worthwhile.

Without China, the paws would likely go to rendering companies to be processed into pet food or animal feed.

'It is my understanding they are used in sauces,' said Simpson of Chinese market. 'We have three or four plants that produce them. If we didn't harvest them they would go into rendering.'"

This would go great with my macademia nuts from hawaii.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

EATING CONTEST IS DOGGED BY CONTROVERSY / San Jose challenger's dreams ground down as 5-time champ from Japan sets world record: "At about 1:50 p.m., with just a few minutes left on the clock, the 6-foot-1, 230-pound Chestnut was tied with his diminutive competitor as they neared the 50-dog mark. Suddenly, Kobayashi appeared to regurgitate -- a move that results in automatic disqualification and that speed eating experts call 'a reversal of fortune.'

As Kobayashi lifted a cup of water to his mouth, a spray of bread chunks and wiener bits shot into his cup, which the 170-pound champion immediately gulped down. Chestnut, unable to spit out words, pointed and gestured toward judges to draw their attention to the slip.

'The judges found a quarter of a hot dog in his cup,' said Patrick Chestnut, Joey's older brother who witnessed the spew from the front row as he cheered on his brother. 'If that's not grounds for disqualification, what is?'"

I tried this with Mago last night, she disqualified me at the dinner table.

What I ate today

Breakfast

Coffee Frap - 200
Bag of Nuts - 100

Lunch
One bowl of Salad with evil balasamic sauce - 100 calories
Chicken - 300

Afternoon snack
nuts - 100
mocha drink  220


Bastards



Police arrest cement soccer ball pranksters - Yahoo! News
Police in Berlin said on Wednesday they had arrested two men on suspicion of placing cement-filled soccer balls around the city and inviting people to kick them. At least two people injured themselves by kicking the balls, which were chained to lampposts and trees alongside the spray-painted message: "Can you kick it?"

Friday, May 26, 2006

ack old people are moving back in!



Families Add 3rd Generation to Households - New York Times
Many social scientists, Dr. Ruggles said, also argue that Social Security contributed to the erosion of the multigenerational household, by enabling the elderly to afford living independently. He said the percentage of people over 65 living with their children dropped steadily from 1850 to 1990, when it began inching up.

Monday, May 22, 2006

I am as fat as my cat



Here, humongous kitty, kitty, kitty / Taking hefty Herman from fat cat back to alley-cat svelte
He had always looked compact and strong, but his toughness had grown a little ... round. Whom was I kidding? He had become a huge tube, a black caterpillar with legs. Thanks to his bruiser proportions, Herman looks as if he can kick serious butt. This is not likely, thanks to a personality more like a doofus, a coot in cat form.

So I could no longer ignore the fact that my cat was getting fat. After all, people would tell me all the time when they saw him. It's amazing how many friends and relatives felt perfectly comfortable commenting about his size and even scolding me for his eating habits.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

190k to raise kids!



Parents of teens ride waves of expenses - Yahoo! News
Last year, a middle-income family spent an average of $190,980 to feed, house, clothe and entertain a child from birth until age 18, with the preteen and teenage years taking the heaviest toll, according to the U.S. Agriculture Department. The more money a family has, the more it tends to spend on kids.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Stay Happy



NPR : Finding Happiness in a Harvard Classroom
Six Tips for Happiness

Advice from Tal Ben-Shahar.

1. Give yourself permission to be human. When we accept emotions -- such as fear, sadness, or anxiety -- as natural, we are more likely to overcome them. Rejecting our emotions, positive or negative, leads to frustration and unhappiness.

2. Happiness lies at the intersection between pleasure and meaning. Whether at work or at home, the goal is to engage in activities that are both personally significant and enjoyable. When this is not feasible, make sure you have happiness boosters, moments throughout the week that provide you with both pleasure and meaning.

3. Keep in mind that happiness is mostly dependent on our state of mind, not on our status or the state of our bank account. Barring extreme circumstances, our level of well being is determined by what we choose to focus on (the full or the empty part of the glass) and by our interpretation of external events. For example, do we view failure as catastrophic, or do we see it as a learning opportunity?

4. Simplify! We are, generally, too busy, trying to squeeze in more and more activities into less and less time. Quantity influences quality, and we compromise on our happiness by trying to do too much.

5. Remember the mind-body connection. What we do -- or don't do -- with our bodies influences our mind. Regular exercise, adequate sleep, and healthy eating habits lead to both physical and mental health.

6. Express gratitude, whenever possible. We too often take our lives for granted. Learn to appreciate and savor the wonderful things in life, from people to food, from nature to a smile.

No sms for my snookie if i'm out of power



CBC News: Lost at sea for 22 days, men text message for help
They had one squid to eat, used jerry cans as makeshift paddles and wore metal buckets over their heads to keep the sun off them, police said.

The men also conserved the batteries in their cellphones by keeping them turned off until they had a strong enough signal to send text messages to family.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

22 miles... maybe only 10!



Pain At The Pump: Government Gas Secrets - Yahoo! News
During an EPA spot check, the car ran with no air conditioning, no inclines or hills, no wind resistance and at speeds no greater than 60 mph.

There's hardly anything real world about it, but it gives carmakers what they want -- the highest possible miles per gallon to put on that sticker.

"People are going into showrooms, they're looking at that sticker that says miles per gallon and they're saying, 'Oh it get goods miles per gallon,'" said Consumer Reports' David Champion. "In reality, they're being cheated."

Consumer Reports conducts their test on a track and in the real world.

First, they put them through a simulated city course. Next the highway -- a real highway. For the third test, they take the car out on a 150-mile day trip throughout Connecticut.

All the while, a special miles per gallon meter is ticking away. Their results? Many numbers you see on those stickers are off way off -- one as much as 50 percent.

For example, Chrysler says the four-wheel drive diesel version of the Jeep Liberty gets 22 mpg in the city. Consumer Reports tested it and found it got more like 11 mpg.

Honda claims its hybrid Civic sedan gets 48 mpg in the city. Consumer Reports found it only gets 26 mpg -- a 46 percent difference.

Monday, May 08, 2006

WFH



Endline: Out of Sight, Out of Control - Editorial - CIO
What they say happened: A glass of water fell off their workspace, amidst all of the hard work and Ethernet cables.
What you think happened: The techies are partying like its 1999, and Stu just dropped his margarita.
What you should do: Call the CSO, a.k.a. Darth Vader, and ask him to go down and investigate.

Hmm... how do i spell my chinese name?



For students of Chinese, politics fill the characters / Traditionalists bemoan rise of simplified writing system promoted by Communist government to improve literacy
Frank Mong and his wife, Sandra, asked his parents to pick the Chinese name for their first child, in keeping with tradition, and his mother selected one that meant "right and auspicious."

She insisted he spell it Shiang-yu, with the phonetic transliteration system used in Taiwan, where the Chinese Nationalist government retreated after losing the civil war to the Communists in 1949. Not Xiangyou, as dictated by the spelling system developed in the 1950s by the Communist Chinese government when it also introduced simplified characters to increase literacy.

Friday, May 05, 2006

do u surf all day and chat with your sister all day long?



delawareonline ¦ The News Journal ¦ Think getting fired is bad? It gets worse
The only specifics offered about Scopelliti's problems at work are that he "made an inordinate number of personal telephone calls" to his girlfriend and sister, and "spent an inordinate amount of time engaged in personal iPod-related activities."

There are no specific details of serious fraud or other wrongdoing in the suit, which charges Scopelliti breached his employment agreement by his inadequate job performance.

The lawsuit demands "at a minimum" $300,000 in damages; it does not specify how the company arrived at that figure.

Regan said the company might have a shot at getting its $90,000 back under contract law, but the demand for lost revenues seems "problematic" at best, even if the defendant "sat there like George Costanza for eight months," a reference to the slacker character on the sitcom "Seinfeld."

gross spitting in rooms!



China warns tourists against spitting overseas - Yahoo! News
"The media in Singapore reports that hotel staff are upset with Chinese tourists spitting in their rooms and smoking in bed," it said.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

orange county in china



Boing Boing: Posh American neighborhoods recreated as Chinese burbclaves
Posh American neighborhoods recreated as Chinese burbclaves
Orange County, China is a gated community modeled on the posh neighborhood south of Los Angeles of the same name -- it's one of many recreated US neighborhoods springing up in China, including "Soho, Central Park, Palm Springs and Manhattan Gardens." According to the NYT, the houses are "designed by Southern California architects, with model homes decorated by Los Angeles interior designers. The basement pool tables are American. The appliances are imported. The tiles, wood siding and wall sconces are from the United States, too."

drink me with a 40



Hungary workers get shock at bottom of rum barrel - Yahoo! News
The website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from Jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return.

According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

no babies please



joestump.net
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User



Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Promo by deathmatch

If you want that job, deathmatch now. Best out of 5 rounds in tekken.

Managing the Gamer Generation : HBS Working Knowledge
They are different from you and me, this generation born after 1970. They grew up with a finger on the keyboard and an ear to the cell phone, and in a world where the forces of globalization have broken down national barriers like no time in history.

And right now this group is moving up in the business ranks, becoming managers, partners, and eventually CEOs. Chances are you manage employees from this generation, and it's not far-fetched to believe you may yourself be managed by them before you check out of your career.

Managing the Gamer Generation : HBS Working Knowledge
They are different from you and me, this generation born after 1970. They grew up with a finger on the keyboard and an ear to the cell phone, and in a world where the forces of globalization have broken down national barriers like no time in history.

And right now this group is moving up in the business ranks, becoming managers, partners, and eventually CEOs. Chances are you manage employees from this generation, and it's not far-fetched to believe you may yourself be managed by them before you check out of your career.

feed my tomagotchi



Tamagotchis seek second wave of virtual pet owners - Yahoo! News
TOKYO (Reuters) - With straps loaded with tamagotchis around their necks, siblings Takumi and Ayaka Mochizuki traveled an hour to a Tokyo store so their virtual pets could interact with a giant tamagotchi that was on tour.
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"I love feeding my tamagotchi," said Takumi, 5, looking disappointed because he didn't have enough virtual money to buy anything for his "3-year-old" pet at the royal market, which is accessible only via the giant tamagotchi.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Spa day for mago



Turkish "doctor fish" nibble at Japanese market - Yahoo! News
In a beauty treatment imported from Turkey, bathers at "Dr Fish", a new spa in the hot spring resort of Hakone, dip their feet into a warm pool teeming with fish that nibble away at dead skin and bacteria.

Monday, April 17, 2006

wanna race?



SAN FRANCISCO / Eat your heart out, Lance Armstrong
Seventeen tricycles gathered at the top of Russian Hill on Sunday to prove once again why it is not a good idea to ride a tricycle down Russian Hill.

There were more than a couple of skinned knees, an occupational hazard for tricyclists of all ages, including the purported grown-up ones who took part in the sixth annual Lombard Street tricycle race.

The tricyclists arranged their mostly plastic vehicles at the top of the brick curlicue while about 500 tourists, realizing that something even weirder than what their guidebooks had warned them might happen in San Francisco, aimed their cameras.


Shesh!

Friday, April 14, 2006

what would u do?



CEOs say how you treat a waiter can predict a lot about character - Yahoo! News
The purple sorbet in cut glass he was serving tumbled onto the expensive white gown of an obviously rich and important woman. "I watched in slow motion ruining her dress for the evening," Odland says. "I thought I would be shot on sight."

Thirty years have passed, but Odland can't get the stain out of his mind, nor the woman's kind reaction. She was startled, regained composure and, in a reassuring voice, told the teenage Odland, "It's OK. It wasn't your fault." When she left the restaurant, she also left the future Fortune 500 CEO with a life lesson: You can tell a lot about a person by the way he or she treats the waiter.

I give you a 5!



Fast Forward: The world's most modern management is in India - Apr. 14, 2006
NEW YORK (FORTUNE) - I have seen the future of management, and it is Indian. Vineet Nayar, president of India's 30,000-employee HCL Technologies (Research), is creating an IT outsourcing firm where, he says, employees come first and customers second.

"Everybody was aghast the first time I said that," admits Nayar.
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Here are some things I can say about him with confidence: He is good at motivating employees, very committed to building a great team, but a little shaky on getting things done on time. These are not my observations. They are what his employees told him in an extraordinary process of upward evaluation he implemented last year at HCL.

Every employee rates their boss, their boss' boss, and any three other company managers they choose, on 18 questions using a 1-5 scale. Such 360-degree evaluations are not uncommon, but at HCL all results are posted online for every employee to see. That's un-heard-of!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Example Note 1


Don't eat my Cat!

Fla.'s Newest Problem: Burmese Pythons - Yahoo! News
"Last year, we caught 95 pythons," said Skip Snow, a biologist with Florida Everglades National Park. That's not counting the 13-footer that exploded after trying to eat an alligator, or two others that got loose and ate a Siamese cat and a turkey.


Wednesday, April 12, 2006

$1 dollar a month for push email!



RIM Readies BlackBerry for China - Mobile News - Designtechnica
At the same time, the Globe Mail is reporting that China Unicom Ltd., China's state-controlled (and second-largest) mobile operator has launched a competing service, unabashedly called "RedBerry," a push-email service with a name reportedly intended to blend the brand recognition of RIM's BlackBerry with the red symbol of the state-controlled China Unicom. The RedBerry service uses CDMA-based handsets already marketed by China Unicom, rather than a specialized handheld device; accounts reportedly cost less than $1 a month.


what a great deal! I would pay $1 a month for push email. I currently get my yahoo mail and corporate mail instantly, and it's great! Of course, I still don't reply :(


Tuesday, April 11, 2006

rabbit marriage




fast food workers are being outsourced!



Long-distance journey of a fast-food order | CNET News.com
What made the $12.08 transaction remarkable was that the customer was not just outside Vargas's workplace here on California's central coast. She was at a McDonald's in Honolulu. And within a two-minute span, Vargas had also taken orders from drive-through windows in Gulfport, Miss., and Gillette, Wyo.

Monday, March 20, 2006

today i wore

orange sweater
white shirt
light blue jean
nike bowling shoes

Friday, January 27, 2006

Let the Good Times Roll by Guy Kawasaki: "Always use the toilet in an airplane after a woman. This is getting a little vertical, or horizontal, depending on how you want to look at it. Simply put, men pee on the seat. Women don't. And if a woman follows a man who peed on the seat, then she will clean it up before she sits down. If you sit down after her, you're good to go--so to speak."

good advice for my sister and dtc!

Sunday, January 15, 2006

'Brokeback' breach for repressed men / Film's message -- this could be you: "'See, now I am feeling terribly guilty. I have a beautiful wife with a brain, three incredible kids, a house the size of Rhode Island, and I risk everything to try to recapture what never even happened after the kiss I shared over 30 years ago. Are any of your clients conflicted like this, or do I just have rural attitudes toward sex that L.A. hasn't yet killed?'

The man who e-mailed me this shortly after the third time we got together probably knew the answer to his question as certainly as you do now: No.

No, he's not my first client blindsided by the drive to get beyond the perceived impossibilities of the past and the choking commitments of the present."


brokeback mountain! who wants to see it!!!

Friday, January 13, 2006

look here for mobile best pratices!



Mobile Web Best Practices 1.0
Abstract

This document specifies best practices for Web content when accessed from mobile devices.

The primary goal is to improve the user experience of the Web when accessed from such devices.

It is directed at all participants in the mobile value chain.

Readers of this document are expected to be familiar with creation of Web sites, and have a general familiarity with the technologies involved, such as web servers and HTTP. Readers are not expected to have a background in mobile-specific technologies.

So useful for mobile dev!

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

In defense of procrastination - Yahoo! News: "Interestingly enough, many procrastinators are also high achievers. Students at elite colleges tend to lollygag more than their peers at less selective institutions do. Brilliance and writer's block seem to go hand in hand. This is a topic I shall return to after I leaf through some catalogs for running gear and consider, over a piece of cake, whether to take up jogging."

this sounds like my sister... she is waiting the last minute to finish up her mba apps!!!

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Xmas yahl

Hey doods!

merry xmas! Hope you yall are doing well!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Ack!


More: You Might Be Suffocating in a Constipated Bureaucracy If...
So without further ado, here is some more of you might be suffocating in a constipated bureaucracy if...


1. You access the Internet using a dial-up connection.

2. Your cube has only enough room for an L-shaped desk and a chair.

3. You are developing enterprise software on a 15-inch monitor.

4. Management forces you to use the latest technology whether it makes sense or not.

5. Your project is suspended mid-stream because the funds run out when the fiscal year ends.

2 out of 5!


Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Is Weak Typing Strong Enough?: "Big Case Study

I watched the strong/weak battle play out (in various ways) in Amazon's Customer Service Applications group for years. I was initially aligned as follows:

* I was in the 'strong' camp for languages, personally favoring development in Java.

* I liked the 'weak' camp for protocols (e.g. favoring xml/rpc over SOAP) and XML modeling (favoring no DTD or schema at all).

* I was in the 'clueless' camp for relational modeling (favoring keeping my mouth shut and learning from the experts.)

One thing I observed was that the folks who favored Perl always seemed to be able to get stuff done really, really fast, even compared to experienced Java folks. And they had their act together; it wasn't just crude hackery, as many Java programmers would like to believe. Their code was generally very well organized, and when it wasn't, they'd go in periodically and fix it. Sometimes they did quick, hacky scripts, and in fact the ability to do this proved to be mission-critical time and time again. But generally the Perl stuff worked just as well as the Java stuff. Whenever performance became an issue, they'd find clever ways to make it perform well enough."

java or perl or python or ruby! ack!

Friday, December 09, 2005

Bean counting and the 'latte factor' - Yahoo! News: "If you've read it once, you've read it a dozen times: Cut out those daily lattes if you want to save enough for retirement.

The so-called 'latte factor' is so widely used in this context that it's now in dictionaries, defined as 'seemingly insignificant daily purchases that add up to a significant amount of money over time.'"


I love my latte, and mocha.... no more sniff

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Manhattan's Little Ones Come in Bigger Numbers - New York Times: "Manhattan preschools can charge $23,000 a year. Ms. Uhry, with Private School Advisors, charges parents $6,000 a year just to coach them through the application process to get their children in.

Yet in spite of the high costs, small spaces and infuriating extras that seem unique to Manhattan - like the preschools that require an I.Q. test - many parents would never live anywhere else.

'Manhattan has always been a great place for raising your children,' said Lori Robinson, the president of the New Mommies Network, a networking project for mothers on the Upper West Side. 'It's easier to be in the city with a baby. It's less isolation. You feel you are part of society.'"

no wonder dtc is so smart. he had to take a IQ test to get into preschool.

Monday, November 28, 2005

evhead: Ten Rules for Web Startups: "#1: Be Narrow
Focus on the smallest possible problem you could solve that would potentially be useful. Most companies start out trying to do too many things, which makes life difficult and turns you into a me-too. Focusing on a small niche has so many advantages: With much less work, you can be the best at what you do. Small things, like a microscopic world, almost always turn out to be bigger than you think when you zoom in. You can much more easily position and market yourself when more focused. And when it comes to partnering, or being acquired, there's less chance for conflict. This is all so logical and, yet, there's a resistance to focusing. I think it comes from a fear of being trivial. Just remember: If you get to be #1 in your category, but your category is too small, then you can broaden your scope—and you can do so with leverage.

#2: Be Different
Ideas are in the air. There are lots of people thinking about—and probably working on—the same thing you are. And one of them is Google. Deal with it. How? First of all, realize that no sufficiently interesting space will be limited to one player. In a sense, competition actually is good—especially to legitimize new markets. Second, see #1—the specialist will almost always kick the generalist's ass. Third, consider doing something that's not so cutting edge. Many highly successful companies—the aforementioned big G being one—have thrived by taking on areas that everyone thought were done and redoing them right. Also? Get a good, non-generic name. Easier said than done, granted. But the most common mistake in naming is trying to be too descriptive, which leads to lots of hard-to-distinguish names. How many blogging companies have 'blog' in their name, RSS companies 'feed,' or podcasting companies 'pod' or 'cast'? Rarely are they the ones that stand out."

Props to this guy! Most of the items off his list is exactly the same as my profs at CMU!

Tom

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Just Try to Sleep Tight. The Bedbugs Are Back. - New York Times: "In the bedbug resurgence, entomologists and exterminators blame increased immigration from the developing world, the advent of cheap international travel and the recent banning of powerful pesticides. Other culprits include the recycled mattress industry and those thrifty New Yorkers who revel in the discovery of a free sofa on the sidewalk."

my apartment is invested with one giant bed bug, it likes a clean kitchen and recylces often.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Unexplained Mysteries :: Invasion of the Chinese cyberspies: Titan Rain: "It was another routine night for Shawn Carpenter. After a long day analyzing computer-network security for Sandia National Laboratories, where much of the U.S. nuclear arsenal is designed, Carpenter, 36, retreated to his ranch house in the hills overlooking Albuquerque, N.M., for a quick dinner and an early bedtime. He set his alarm for 2 a.m. Waking in the dark, he took a thermos of coffee and a pack of Nicorette gum to the cluster of computer terminals in his home office. As he had almost every night for the previous four months, he worked at his secret volunteer job until dawn, not as Shawn Carpenter, mid-level analyst, but as Spiderman--the apt nickname his military-intelligence handlers gave him--tirelessly pursuing a group of suspected Chinese cyberspies all over the world. Inside the machines, on a mission he believed the U.S. government supported, he clung unseen to the walls of their chat rooms and servers, secretly recording every move the snoopers made, passing the information to the Army and later to the FBI.

The hackers he was stalking, part of a cyberespionage ring that federal investigators code-named Titan Rain, first caught Carpenter's eye a year earlier when he helped investigate a network break-in at Lockheed Martin in September 2003. A strikingly similar attack hit Sandia several months later, but it wasn't until Carpenter compared notes with a counterpart in Army cyberintelligence that he suspected the scope of the threat. Methodical and voracious, these hackers wanted all the files they could find, and they were getting them by penetrating secure computer networks at the country's most sensitive military bases, defense contractors and aerospace companies."

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Untitled Document: "Master Tu Jin-Sheng's Penis Qigong Tips
Penis qigong has some specific prohibitions that can be useful advice for any qigong practice.


1.Watch what you eat very carefully
2.When you wake up in the morning, do not urinate. Instead, exercise to sweat it out.
3.The hours from 11 PM to 1 AM and 11 AM to 1 PM are not good times for exercise, but good only for meditation.
4.For every season there is an appropriate focus. Summer: Shen (Spirit) Autumn: Sui (Blood Circulation) Winter: Jing (Vital essence) Spring: Qi (Life energy)
For this type of training you must have a teacher, otherwise you might get hurt. "

Remember sweat it out! Wowers...

What I ate today

What I ate today


1 pound of turkey
One tray of sliced beef
One gallon of satay source
10 fish balls
One slice of pecan pie

More to come…

Monday, November 21, 2005

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
8.6
Mind:
8.8
Body:
7.6
Spirit:
8.3
Friends/Family:
5.5
Love:
10
Finance:
9
Take the Rate My Life Quiz


the junk food questions brought down my score grrrr.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Sleep apnea doubles risk of stroke, death - study - Yahoo! News: "In fact, in the early part of the study, people breathing through CPAP machines seemed to fare worse.

Bradley told Reuters that heart failure patients are given the machines to drive water out of the lungs and reduce the work of breathing. They also may help the heart beat more effectively.

Although using the machines during the 5-1/2-year study did not help patients live longer, they did improve the efficiency of the heart and let patients exercise more."

hmm....

Sunday, November 06, 2005

NP'S -- THE INTUITIVE PERCEIVING-MODE TYPES: "4. NP'S -- THE INTUITIVE PERCEIVING-MODE TYPES
INTP -- Introverted Thinking Aided By Intuition

Main Characteristics

INTPs exhibit the greatest precision in thought and language of all the types; they tend to see distinctions and inconsistencies in thought and language instantaneously. The one word which captures the unique style of INTPs is architect - the architect of ideas and systems as well as the architect of edifices. This type is found in only 1 percent of the population and therefore is not encountered as frequently as some of the other types.

INTPs detect contradictions in statements no matter how distant in space or time the contradictory statements were produced. The intellectual scanning of INTPs has a principled quality; that is, INTPs search for whatever is relevant and pertinent to the issue at hand. Consequently, INTPs can concentrate better than any other type.

Authority derived from office, position, or wide acceptance does not impress INTPs. Only statements that are logical and coherent carry weight. External authority per se is irrelevant. INTPs abhor redundancy and incoherence. Possessing a desire to understand the universe, an INTP is constantly looking for natural law. Curiosity concerning these keys to the universe is a driving force in this type.

INTPs prize intelligence in themselves and in others, but can become intellectual dilettantes as a result of their need too amass ideas, principles, or understanding of behavior. And once they know something, it is remembered. INTPs can become obsessed with analysis. Once caught up in a thought process, that thought process seems to have a will of its own for INTPs, and they persevere until the issue is comprehended in all its complexity. They can be intellectual snobs and may show impatience at times with others less endowed intellectually. This quality, INTPs find, generates hostility and defensive behavior on the part of others, w"


is this me?

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Hawaiian food :(

Egg tart

ack!
Today

breakfast

shrimp
korean bbq beef
veggies

shake for lunch
during the weekend.... I went buck wild!

ate hotdogs hamburgers steak

Tom

Sunday was good... until i had the black bean korean noodles yums yums...

blogger for word is nuked on my machine... it never works properly i think i probably have some plugin that mucks with it. oh wells!

tom

Friday, October 28, 2005

Yesterday I ate...
4 chicken breasts for dinner

What I ate today

breakfast
oatmeal
iced mocha

lunch
gyro
diet coke

snack at verde
milk tea
chicken wings
butter toast

south beach violations:
iced mocha
butter toast


hmm... too much bad food... argh i need a salad for dinner.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Companies Meet Demands of Snacking Dieters - Yahoo! News: "The days of such mindless snacking are history now that Hanson relies on portion-control packs that tell her when it's time to stop.

'Otherwise, I'll just keep eating,' she said. 'I'll sit there and end up eating 10. Or more.'"

i just keep on eating too! yums yums

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

goodbye qcom

Goodbye QCOM. You have brought me 100% gains in the last year, but it’s time for you to help me buy more red bulls and pay rent.


Tuesday, October 25, 2005

'Sick worker' malady may be early RSI sign-study - Yahoo! News: "With so many cytokines entering the blood stream so early, some apparently traveled to the brain, sparking the rat version of 'sick worker' syndrome, the study said.

'At three weeks, even before the rats experienced pain from their wrist injuries, we watched them self-regulate their work behavior,' researcher Ann Barr said. 'With inflammatory proteins in the bloodstream, they began to slack off from completing their tasks.'"

sometimes I have the rat version of depression, from pecking away at my keyboard. iced blended mochas serve as my cheese.

airplane foods

Wowers what a trip!

 

One fried squid curry with rice

One can of wasabi peas

One piece of salmon

One piece of fried steak

2 ginger ales

5 hot chicken wings

 

Was what I ate yesterday

 

 

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Now Im in new york city

Now I’m in new york city. It’s amazing to me how many there are here, just running around everything I really do like the big cities. Not as many as shanghai.

I realize I’m completely spoiled by the weather by the bay where I am. Everyday on the soma side of san Francisco it’s a nice day. On a contrast in New York, they actually have seasons here. It’s actually a bit chilly here.  


Food for today
Miso Ramen for lunch/breakfast?

Vanilla non-fat latte

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Amazon.com: Books: My Job Went to India (Pragmatic Programmers): "Book Description
You've already lost your job. You may still be drawing a paycheck, but the job you were hired to do no longer exists. Your company has changed, the technology has changed, the economy has changed, and the ways you can add value have changed. Have you adapted to these changes? Or are you at risk?

Architect your career
Economic downturn. Job cuts. Outsourcing. The ever-changing tech landscape. The threats abound. Chad Fowler is here to offer 52 ways to keep your job, despite the vagaries of the market.

* It's all about making the right choices. Choosing which technologies to focus on and which business domains to master have at least as much impact on your success as your technical knowledge--don't let those choices be accidental. Chad shows you all aspects of the decision-making process so you can ensure that you're investing your time and energy in the right areas.
* It's all about skills. You'll develop a structured plan for keeping your skills up-to-date so that you can compete with both the growing stable of developers in so-called low-cost countries as well as your higher-priced local peers. You'll learn how to shift your skillset up the value chain, from an offshore-ready commodity to one in high demand.
* It's all about marketing. As with any product or service, if nobody knows what you're selling, nobody will buy. Chad shows you how to create a plan for marketing yourself both inside your company and to the industry in general.

Like it or not, the IT career landscape has changed. This handbook will teach you what you need to do to avoid being left behind.

About the author Chad Fowler has been a software developer and manager for some of the world's largest corporations. He recently lived and worked in India, setting up and leading an offshore software development center for a large multinational company."

book for my roomate!

Monday, October 17, 2005

Squids will be squids

Today I ate

One cup of chili

2 pieces of fried tofu

1 chillomodo at ben and jerrys

8 low fat spicy buffalo wings

1 sugarfree red bull

Yums yums yums

I've noticed that the blog from word thing is a bit skety sometimes....

sigh... 170.8 pounds... no more chillados!!!

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Swine most fine / A fad turned rescue effort, potbellied pigs still make fine pets -- and they offer intelligent company -- for those willing to care for a 200-pound ham-on-the-hoof: "Unfortunately, their intelligence can also make them a challenge. Crafty pigs learn to scream for attention. They're stubborn, require mental and physical stimulation, and can be naughty and inquisitive if left alone for too long. Christensen compares them to a mischievous 2-year old.

'I have baby locks everywhere. T.S. Piggliot is always getting into my kitchen cabinets and playing with the pots and pans. When I put in a new wet bar, he gouged it with his tusks. He's bitten end tables and chewed furniture when he's bored. I never recommend pigs being indoors 24 hours. I have a piggy door so they can come and go as they please,' says Christensen, who lives in Pleasant Hill."

I tend to get into the pots and pans of my apartment as well. i'm scared of the fryer though.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Breakfast

Breakfast

Naan and hummus
1 sugar free red bull

So my friend who I worked with at the car alignment startup, found a good j2ee job about a month of searching. That means the job market is good!

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Team Searches Turkish Village for Poultry - Yahoo! News: "'Normally it would be over, but a few people are hiding their chickens,' said one veterinary official, speaking on condition of anonymity because Turkish officials can only talk to reporters with prior authorization."

i hope i dont get the bird flu from the chicken i ate tonight.

Stuff I ate tonight

Stuff I ate tonight

Chicken Leg and thigh
1 handful of chips and salsa
Pinto beans
One cup of Cappuccino at CMU

Ack, I’m not suppose to eat the chips and salsa!
ASIAN POP Putting On The Dog: "But even if there's no smoking gun of dog eating among Asian Americans, dogs are eaten in Asia -- there are allegedly over 6,000 restaurants that serve dog dishes in Korea, where the meat is often consumed in a medicinal stew called boshintang ('soup that builds up the body'). Dog can readily be found on menus in southern China (where some people proudly boast of 'eating everything with their backs to the sky'), and asocena ('dog eating'), though illegal, persists among some poor and rural communities in the Philippines."

Today I eat sting ray, tommorow I eat bow wow.

Lunch

Lunch
$15 ack!

Payaya salad
Rengdang beef
Mango chicken
Sting ray --- yes was very soft
¼ of a piece of rotti prada bread
Spicy String beans

Verde Green tea with coconut jelly

No rice….

Hmmm… I’m not doing too well on this south beach diet…
Breakfast

tandori naan with hummus
one handful of pepper cashews

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Dinner

Dinner

1 top sirloin Steak

Snack 50 hot wasabi green peas

45 minutes rollerblading

Rollerbladed down to pier 30 and back… 45 minutes

Counted 15 people with ipods
Time for the Buffalo Wing Battle in san francisco.

I always win against mags


KNBR: Buffalo Wing Battle Rules: "VERIZON VOICE-WING BATTLE RULES AND REGULATIONS
Prepared for Coyne PR by the IFOCE, September 19, 2005

Whereas the Verizon VoiceWing Battle eating contest is a 10-minute, all-you-can-eat Buffalo wing eating competition.

And whereas the contest is overseen by the International Federation of Competitive Eating, the world body that governs all eating sports.

And whereas the contest is open to all those 18 years or older, male or female of all races and creeds, who are in good health.

And whereas competitors must eat their food in a safe fashion, but in any style, with or without any condiments and with or without beverage.

And whereas wings are measured in total weight of wing meat eaten, measured by scale in pounds and ounces by an IFOCE judge.

And whereas each competitor will begin the contest with a tin tray holding three (3) lbs of Buffalo Wings.

And whereas each competitor will also be provided with an empty tin at contest's start which he or she will use to discard remnants of an eaten wing such as bone. And whereas these remnants of bones, etc. shall from hereto forth be know as 'debris.'

And whereas when a competitor finishes a three (3) pound tin of Buffalo wings during the contest, that competitor will be provided with another tin containing three (3) pounds of Buffalo wings.

And whereas the IFOCE judge will determine at contest's end which competitors have eaten enough to merit the weighing of their food and debris.
....
More jobs, higher salaries for Asia | CNET News.com: "This optimism is also apparent in Hong Kong, where 83 percent of executives predict higher salaries over the next year, compared to 62 percent a year ago. In Singapore, 72 percent are expecting to see salary increases, and 25 percent expect wage increases of between 5 percent and 15 percent. Japanese companies are less optimistic, with only 46 percent predicting an increase in salaries."

more money for the chinese! Max is going to pay out 5% more in a next year.

workout and mad food

Ooh yeah…
.
As a conscious goal, I’m going to put down what I eat and when I work out here on this blog.

Somedays it’ll go like this:

Sleep workout --- slept until 11am this morning
12am ate rainbow one bowl sherbet ice cream
Nap workout for 3 hours on couch
1 hour Typing workout typing out this entry on blog
One tray of sugar free jello for dinner and apple pie for dinner
3 hour nap workout to end the day
1 hour of xmen legends II